Addendum!

Job Hunt Progress: 25%
I just called Huntington to make sure they got my resume. Some dude ("Mike") glanced over it while I was on the phone with him, and told me I could be a subject tutor (in History) and a/an SAT/ACT instructor.
In order to teach for the SAT or ACT, I have to take one of those tests again. So tomorrow at 11am, yours truly will be taking the ACT for the first time in about five years. Wish me luck!